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The-Wind-Rises-Poster The Wind Rises (2013)
Director: Hayao Miyazaki
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emily Blunt, John Krasinski (English version)
Running Time: 2 hrs, 6 mins
Rated: PG-13

Review by Brother Reed

Oh, Miyazaki. You have given us so many wonderful films over the years. Spirited Away. Castle in the Sky. Princess Mononoke. You’ve been a champion of imaginative animation without creative limits. And now at the end of your career, you’ve given us The Wind Rises, a movie about the act of creation that, surprisingly and unfortunately, doesn’t seem very creative. The only thing limitless about this movie is how long itĀ feels. READ FULL REVIEW

Just Go With It (2011)
Director: Dennis Dugan
Starring: Adam Sandler, Jennifer Anison, Brooklyn Decker
Running Time: 1 hr. 57 min
Rated: PG-13

Review by Brother Reed

Just Go With It, Adam Sandler’s latest comedy, is a big, grating sitcom cliche dragged out for two seemingly endless hours. It’s replete with lowest-common-denominator gags, it contains not a single honest or believable emotion, and the deception that drives the entire plot could easily have been avoided if every last one of its characters was not a brainless schmuck. Honestly, you should know better than to go see this movie without having to read any reviews; but since you’re here, be warned. It’s worse than you think. READ FULL REVIEW